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Mums when their 21 year old daughter has a different body type than she had at 16:
#its extra funny because i was a distance runner in high school and now i do martial arts#i was super skinny because endurance and now i need more on me because i need power and also otherwise taido FUCKING HURTS#anyway sport literally doesnt matter no one should get comments on their weight#somehow i feel like its what unites all feminine people#feminism
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nanoha vivid liveblog: episode 7
we off left last time with nanoha and teana both preparing massive attacks. which team will win? will this fight last another beautiful, beautiful twenty minutes?
oh, we’re starting off with the op this time. probably means theres a lot of action early on
starting with these two seems appropriate (and a hell of a fight)
gods, fate’s two swords mode is badass.
One thing that’s really great about this training fight in general is that everyone gets to go all out (with limiters), and since its in the future compared to strikers, we get to see some pretty rare moves all together at once
fucking brutal vivio, you kicked her in the head
shes so cute
annnnd headshot
and nanoha returns to its roots of fuckoff huge beam attacks
sein is suddenly very glad she wasn’t allowed to participate
thats also just a really good tactic, since its not like subaru would have survived it if she had shielded herself more. I’d wonder why more people didn’t try, but i don’t actually think anyone else was close enough to a team member. Also smart of subaru to shield vivio, rather than the other way around, since teana is a lot less prepared for her than she would be for her old partner
oh cool, vivio’s picked up roller skating from nove
and using her own magic to substitute for skates is a great idea, i wonder why more people don’t do that? maybe it burns through magic quickly?
and now for some fisticuffs
i mean, it did kinda have to come down to the two of them, and this season is focusing on martial arts rather than more magical fights, so this makes sense
and thats a KO
OH WAIT NO
damn einhart, you just do not give up
and using the moment your opponent’s convinced they’ve won is a decent way to land a hit on someone who specializes in counter attacks
and now we get to see glimpses of other battles!
nanoha and teana at close range is a hell of a situation, considering they both tend to ranged attacks. doesn’t look like tea can beat her old teacher yet.
that would have been a very punchy fight. presumably subaru wouldn’t use her destructo-hand cyborg ability in this match, but she’s still capable of a lot more firepower than einhart
gods fate’s broadsword is good
oh! new teams!
this one is split between frontline close range fighters and ranged attackers, which could be very strong but has some weak points
i guess what youd want is nanoha and teana hammering away at the opponents while vivio, einhart, and rio keep them stalled in the middle. hopefully the constant barrage will make the other team slip up, and will definitely limit their mobility, but if they can get fighters past the front line it’ll go poorly
and this team is entirely speed based, with four of the most mobile fighters. it might be best to use corona’s golem as a delaying tactic on the other teams front line, and send all the speedsters around the sides to try and take out the ranged fighters quickly
gods i want to see that fight
holy fuck
looks like subaru got to the ranged fighters, but she’ll have a rough time getting through that barrage
lutecia youre like two years older than they are
awwww
OH TIME FOR THE TOURNAMENT ARC
which might actually just be the whole plot, i think it was still running when i stopped the manga? and the anime definitely won’t get past it.
for some reason i don’t think any of these girls will be relevant
how has einhart not considered this before? it seems pretty well known and she’s the type to be really into fighting matches.
actually, on second thought einhart doesn’t seem to have thought much about the possibility of fighting as a sport since she’s so caught up in her inherited war memories. also, i can definitely believe she pays zero attention to current events and sports matches
nove rolled up the sleeves on her kimono bathrobe. because of course she did.
THANK YOU
NOW PLEASE MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS THAT
i really do like this idea of dealing with strength-induced angst and trauma via martial arts instead of more risky avenues. imagine what the world would be like if bruce wayne started mma instead of becoming a vigilante.
nove is still tsundere about teaching
this is good! i did not expect nove to be such a major part of this show, and im glad theyre acknowledging that she has a life outside of coaching. its pretty rare for mentor figure to also get their own character arcs, and especially in nove’s case it makes a lot of sense. i mean it’s only been four years since she was a brainwashed combat cyborg working for a mad scientist turned terrorist, no wonder she still needs to figure out what she wants in life
i wonder how cost plays into this? if you need a device to compete, and better devices do make a substantial difference in fighting ability, it seems like the tournament should standardize gear to an extent, and provide for competitors who cant afford it
gods this is fucked up.
its not enough for einhart to continuously train, to get stronger and win against powerful opponents. she feels like she needs to fight on an actual battlefield.
and i can’t really say she’s wrong. there’s a lot of difference between being a skilled tournament fighter and handling actual combat, and the example she’s trying to surpass was one explicitly for actual warfare
but she doesn’t have to achieve that strength, and she shouldnt feel like she needs to
einhart is brooding too loudly for vivio to sleep
hey! it’s her! they don’t give an actual rank, just a generic officer title (im assuming. unless she was demoted a lot in the past four years), but presumably she’s risen even further. i fully expect hayate to end up running the tsab
awww
makes sense to go to the leader of the wolkenritter and an ancient belkan magic expert for help with ancient belkan weapons i guess
it’s the intelligent devices!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh?
oh
if these kids are being taught by a wolkenritter, theyre gonna be impressive
hayate knows her fighting show tropes
holy fuck
shes being taught by all the wolkenritter
this extremely cheerful child is possibly the best taught warrior on this planet
ok, lets see: i’m guessing yagami is more in regards to the wolkenritter, since hayate is very much not a strike arts fighter. sword draw sounds appropriately knight-y, and i’m always a fan of sword fights. weird that she uses midchildan magic, since non of her teachers do. and she’s a newbie, which makes her a completely unknown quantity
if these guys are fucking novices, what do the other competitors look like?!
oh, this is really good. einhart has been training herself for a long time, and pretty much everyone’s commented on how good her fundamentals are. there’s not much point in another two months of basic training on top of that. but she hasn’t really had worthy opponents, hence the whole street fighting misadventure, and so she needs more sparring.
so we’re getting a rambunctious nun
gods, sein
hdgks;
i like her already
oooh, two swords. incredible speed sounds like exactly what it says on the tin. another midchildan fighter, despite being part of the belkan church. and she’s also new, but a bit older than miura
... theyre just a girl gang
i guess nanoha is going even heavier on the genre mixing than usual this season
holy hells she’s self taught
three times competing, fifth best in the city... she’s the most experienced fighter we’ve seen yet, but i think this year’s newbies might be better than average
the contrast of elegant lady with butler and tea, and the massive dumbbell and weight rack is excellent
well fuck
this just got even more tied into ancient history, which is mostly just going to be weird for vivio, but could be pretty bad for einhart
a tiiiiny bit
unlike einhart, who apparently got all of klaus’ blood
she’s pretty old for this competition, or at least the others we’ve seen. come to think of it, it takes a weirdly large range of competitors. since its the intermediate championship, presumably theres a younger bracket, and it might be better to extend that until twelveish rather than let ten year olds fight seventeen year olds
anyways, her thunder theme is very evident here. dahlgren magic, which is a new one, to have a family rather than planetary system. and shes very experienced, and has done really well previously
i like how everyone else is at home, or with friends or teachers, and then we’ve got this weirdo running through the desert in a dark hoodie with the hood up
oh hell, another new magic system. her style is really broad, her skill is nondescript, her device is unknown... not a lot to go on here OH WAIT SHES THE CHAMPION.
THE INTERDIMENSIONAL CHAMPION
nove wasn’t kidding about this region being a tough bracket
and back to our protagonists, who now look so simple and reasonable. vivio is just a punch girl with mixed magic styles! so uncomplicated
corona does golems. that is literally all the information here
is rio the first modern belka practitioner we’ve see for the tournament? she’s got her own style, which honestly seems pretty common at this point, and then her maginificent FLAME-LIGHTNING TRANS, which sounds like it should be a band or something
lutecia’s style: magic
but don’t they all use magic. that doesnt matter. lutecia uses better magic.
also, idk how much use healing and summoning will be in presumably one-on-one tournament matches
and here we end, with our ancient fight nerd waiting for her device
gods this tournament’s going to be great
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